the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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