I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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