That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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