Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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