I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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