I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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