I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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