vagina is talking i cant
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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