the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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