Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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