Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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