I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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