Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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