Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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