hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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