I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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