in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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