did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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