I want to stick my p in your. b.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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