u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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