I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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