Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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