i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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