erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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