i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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