People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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