Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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