i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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