Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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