she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
please don't ironically join a cult
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