my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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