Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got inside last night via doggy door
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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