Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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