marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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