im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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