I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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