So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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