i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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