this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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