So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
