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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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