This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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