shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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