Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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