And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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