Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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