i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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