I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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