I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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