i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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