So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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